Saturday Night Live has apparently scoured the internet, grabbing videos of its various sketches with all sorts of copyright claims, whereever it can.
So, tonight, when I stumbled upon the written script for Phil Hartman's Caveman Lawyer (remember him), I stopped to read it.
And, if you're a lawyer -- you gotta read the closing argument here. It's even funnier in print.
Here's the link:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/91/91gcaveman.phtml